lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 







#tbt to the start of my #disneyside.













chrisriddellblog:

Love.







lesbigasm:

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

YEEEE

Relevant.







“Sometimes I’ll be talking to someone, and I’ll be like, “I’ve been really lonely lately”, and they’ll be like “Well, we should hang out” and I’ll be like “No, that’s not what I meant.””

John Mulaney (via omegaqueer)







inkystars:

I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

        













mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE